Am I a rough girl? Didn’t make the list, hmmph!

As Kaley Corgi, woman reporter, I was surfing the web for the best new dog content.  What did I find?  An article that names the Ten Most Dangerous Dog Breeds based on Biting and Fatality Statistics.  I opened the list to see where the fearsome Corgi stood and to my chagrin, we didn't eevem make the list. Now I certainly don't want to kill anyone, but I do like the occasional growl and snap, but what did the Corgis get?  Bupkis (please follow the link if you're not Yiddish-speaking such as moi). We corgis are too mild mannered for our own good. These guys made the list. This is me trying to look like a Mean Girl. kaley mean You've got to admit, it's meaner looking than my step-brother Wall-e. Here's his attempt at a mean face.  Downright embarrassing!!! walle-looking-mean   If you want to peruse the list -- have at it. Corgi hat tip to the folks at puppytoob.com.

Me and Pets

Call me silly or call me Kaley,  I’ve never been a big fan of the concept of “pets” and especially my being one.   I admired the ape Caesar in the "Rise of the Planet of the Apes”, when while being led by a collar and a leash by his supposed human (I say supposed since it was James Franco), he sees a dog being led by a leash and a collar and asks his human with disdain, “Am I a pet?”.

I feel that way, in spades.  I am an intelligent companion to my humans.  Treating dogs as pets leads to the type of behavior that happened here this morning.

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That horror is my step-brother Wall-e dressed as a taco.  I, too, was made to wear the  humiliating costume of an alligator.  True to my costume I tried to bite mom for the outrage.

This where I become a hypocrite, though.  I have finally found an animal so cute that I want one for a pet.  The critter is so cute that it makes me go awwwwww, the way folks do when they see me.

It’s a geep.  That means its mama is a sheep and papa is a goat.

With its  proud mama.

So help me get a pet geep — let’s hit twitter with the hash tag #kaleyneedsageep

 

Kaley Corgi hat tip to Mashable for original story and video.

I’m a dog, you’re human — back off!

I ran across this as I was surfing the web. All I can say is I like my humans, okay.  They’re not a bad bunch, but definitely if they were to try this with me — what this dude is doing to his poor horse, someone’s going to lose a finger!   Mankisseshorse